Hand Jobs for the Whole Family (Cancelled Children's Books for Adults)
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Gather your loved ones, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity! Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is a heartwarming book of hands-on, helpful activities for the family that is chock full of innuendos for adults that will have you on the floor laughing (and questioning your life decisions). This delightful book invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination and creativity to do together. From busting a nut (using a nutcracker to break a walnut) to performing a reacharound (grabbing a toy from behind a cabinet) to performing a rim job (cleaning the wheels of the family car), this book brings forth an enchanting world where everyday tasks become extraordinary adventures. Packed with endless ideas to encourage everyone to step away from screens and engage in hands-on fun, this book is a delightful invitation to experience the magic of spending quality time together while laughing uncontrollably! This book is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and great as a playful gag gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depends), and enemies! Note: This book is intended solely for comedic and satirical purposes and should not be taken seriously. The content within is a work of parody, often exaggerating or twisting reality (very poorly) for humorous effect. It may contain mature themes and content that may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. The author and publisher assume no responsibility for any misinterpretation or offense taken as a result of reading this book. Remember, it's all in good fun! Review: For humorous people who have laughter in their hearts and minds! - this series of books are as funny as can be. 100% indirect innuendo, and nothing even moderately obscene. Great fun for adults to cackle until tears of mirth go running down our cheeks. Prudes condemn satirical humor all the time. The writers and the artists did a great job writing and illustrating the cheeky volumes that would outdo Mad Magazine, or Cracked from the 1980s. If you do not like these hilariously snarky books, find someone who would appreciate the humor and the wit on the pages. Review: An Instant Classic - A "Hands-On" Comedy Book For the Ages - Hand Jobs for the Whole Family' is not just a book; it's an uproarious journey that brought my entire circle of friends and family to laughter. Masterfully written without a hint of offensive language, this book is a treasure trove of clever sexual innuendos that will leave you chuckling uncontrollably. I enjoyed sharing it at a guys' night, and the response was phenomenal. Everyone was not only cracking up at the comedy but also marveling at the stunning illustrations that harken back to the charm of the 1950s. It’s so authentically vintage in style that I had to double-check if it wasn’t actually a classic from a bygone era! What sets this book apart is its rare blend of crudeness and brilliance, a combination that's incredibly challenging to achieve. Each page is a delightful puzzle, turning seemingly risqué concepts (like doggy style, rim job, busting a nut) into something unexpectedly wholesome and hilarious. The introduction itself is a work of art - a witty disclaimer from a 'fake lawyer' that cleverly addresses the sensitivity of modern times...and the author's name...Absolute genius! I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves smart, edgy humor. The quality of its content, layout, and illustrations is top-notch, and I’ve even shared some photos to give you a glimpse of its brilliance. 'Hand Jobs for the Whole Family' earns a well-deserved five stars from me. Such a good job pushing the edge in ways I haven't seen before. It's the perfect blend of sophistication and sass, guaranteed to bring a riot of laughter to your bookshelf!
| Best Sellers Rank | #84,675 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #58 in Puns & Wordplay #97 in Parenting & Families Humor #243 in Comedy (Books) |
| Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 462 Reviews |
A**R
For humorous people who have laughter in their hearts and minds!
this series of books are as funny as can be. 100% indirect innuendo, and nothing even moderately obscene. Great fun for adults to cackle until tears of mirth go running down our cheeks. Prudes condemn satirical humor all the time. The writers and the artists did a great job writing and illustrating the cheeky volumes that would outdo Mad Magazine, or Cracked from the 1980s. If you do not like these hilariously snarky books, find someone who would appreciate the humor and the wit on the pages.
B**.
An Instant Classic - A "Hands-On" Comedy Book For the Ages
Hand Jobs for the Whole Family' is not just a book; it's an uproarious journey that brought my entire circle of friends and family to laughter. Masterfully written without a hint of offensive language, this book is a treasure trove of clever sexual innuendos that will leave you chuckling uncontrollably. I enjoyed sharing it at a guys' night, and the response was phenomenal. Everyone was not only cracking up at the comedy but also marveling at the stunning illustrations that harken back to the charm of the 1950s. It’s so authentically vintage in style that I had to double-check if it wasn’t actually a classic from a bygone era! What sets this book apart is its rare blend of crudeness and brilliance, a combination that's incredibly challenging to achieve. Each page is a delightful puzzle, turning seemingly risqué concepts (like doggy style, rim job, busting a nut) into something unexpectedly wholesome and hilarious. The introduction itself is a work of art - a witty disclaimer from a 'fake lawyer' that cleverly addresses the sensitivity of modern times...and the author's name...Absolute genius! I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves smart, edgy humor. The quality of its content, layout, and illustrations is top-notch, and I’ve even shared some photos to give you a glimpse of its brilliance. 'Hand Jobs for the Whole Family' earns a well-deserved five stars from me. Such a good job pushing the edge in ways I haven't seen before. It's the perfect blend of sophistication and sass, guaranteed to bring a riot of laughter to your bookshelf!
X**X
Funny as hell.
Perfect White Elephant gift. Was a hit at our family Christmas party.
T**Y
Great adult gag gift
Well made and hysterically funny!
J**K
Must for family entertainment.
Such a fun book. Kept us entertained for days. So many different family ideas.
S**L
Hilarious
Very funny book, I bought the book as a gag gift for someone for Christmas, can't wait to give it to them and see their face when they open it.
J**R
Fun family handjobs
This book is absolutely hilarious but some people might think it is a bit inappropriate. Know your audience! I loved it, as I do have a great sense of humor, hahaha!
T**A
Cleveland steamer
Book is funny if you have a sense of humor.
M**T
BRILLIANT AND FUNNY.
This is a wonderful book. I am sure the writer will want to take some credit! However, the star of the book is AMANDA E. TASS her illustrations are magnificent. Her sense of beauty is breathtaking, this is the world that everyone wanted to see and live in. If she looked like her self portrait she would be a movie star. I hope she draws many illustrations like these and everyone would love to see her work. Her art draws you in like Jack Kirby's work for Marvel Comics with Stan Lee it is just so beautiful that it hurts. Many years ago in the 50's there used to be a monthly magazine called 'Ideals' the illustrations in it were just like hers it was such a joy to open it and look at how life should be, as a child it was enthralling, this is the world everyone wanted and fought for and died for, this is vision everyone wanted to become reality. I hope she goes from strength to strength and draws Hollywood Portraits and Glamourous images Like Marilyn Monroe and Dita Von Teese and Sinatra and just anything sensual like Playboy illustrators used to do, but she really is much more talented and I would buy everything she ever painted. Please, please, please, go into a bigger market your the best illustrator I have ever seen and I truly wish you all the best! Your art is like Hollywood, Raymond Chandler, Frank Sinatra, 50's Glamour, Ideals Magazine, Mickey Spillane, Honey West (with Bruce the Ocelot) Double Indemnity, (but better) Sophisticated Playboy, very James Bond 007 and it is just so beautiful. I have fallen in love with your style at the speed of sight. Please keep drawing. I cannot recommend this book highly enough, the art is so enchanting, you should draw for Disney, so make a wish upon a star, because you are one.
M**N
So funny!
Fantastic for the men in your life who are still 14 in their brains. Haha!
D**S
Cheeky
Inappropriate as expected.
E**O
Funny for the family after kids go to bed
Hilarious book for the adult family!
L**I
New collection
Love these books. Going to start a collection 😊
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