Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Candy - Assorted Fruit Flavors Keto Snacks - Vegan Gummy Bears, Gluten-Free, Low Carb, Keto-Friendly, Sugar-Free Gummies - Bulk 2 LB

So, the lady and I bought these after I told her the myth that sugar free gummy bears are practically a sweeter stool softener. We both walked this trial by fire cautiously by only eating a few bears the day we got them. No effect. Not swayed by this the next day we grabbed our bears in our little curious mitts and gobbled down about 10 each. Still, no effect. This is a good thing I now know. Boy do I miss the times when we were enjoying the mystery and joy of these bears. Day 3 rolled around and my lady was taking a nap so I decided, "I'm big, I'm brave, I can eat 25 gummies." These were words uttered from a fool. About 30 minutes after my critical error my stomach felt like someone was using my insides for batting practice for the homerun derby. My brow was non stop releasing sweat. I felt like what I think child birth must feel like. I was a breaking man. Then came the gas, oh lord the gas. You could power a 16 wheeler going from Maine to California with the flatulence that was leaving my body. This lasted for about an hour. It was about this point my girl woke up and I told her thP j.lN e grave mistake I'd made. So what does she do, go get some gummies to experience what I'm experiencing. That poor woman. We started making dinner when it hit me. Oh man did it hit me. They say only God can judge me but that is a lie. My neighbors I know were judging me as wave after wave of the diarrhea tsunami hit my porcelain. I bit down on my towel as I pushed through the voyage. After about 5 minutes of pure agony subsided I left the bathroom. Shame hung heavy over my head knowing I didn't respect the bears. Those cute little bears took me on a religious experience. An experience of pain, laughter, and lots of Glade air freshener. Never again on my life will I disrespect the bears. They are there for absolute emergency. Every time I open my pantry from here forward ill see them staring at me, smiling at me, reminding me of the trip I took took the the bottom circle of toilet hell. No report back from the lady yet, she wont leave the bathroom. May God have mercy on her soul. Oh and they taste pretty good. I'd recommended refrigerating them. Helps with the texture.

This does come with a caution for possible gastric distress. However, I don't think the result of eating a small handful would be considered 'gastric distress'. What would be more accurate is to relate that this product worked faster and more effective than a colonoscopy prep. I am NOT exaggerating. It was like I ingested poison.In addition to the horrific side effects, the taste was meh. Even without the poisonous effects of eating these, they were nearly tasteless. The texture was also weird.Eat at your own risk, or you want to have a colon cleanse.

The gummy’s were a little sticky, but not enough to complain about. They’re definitely worth the cost because you’re getting 2 pounds when all the other packages are only 1 pound. You can’t tell that they are sugar-free, they’re just as good as the ones filled with sugar and they do not leave an aftertaste. They sell out quick.

If you wanna take these bears to help you go to the bathroom they work perfectly. However, if you want something that taste really good. They’re not for me. They are very firm and hard to chew. The flavor is OK Ish but I do not like them and it’s like forcing them down it’s not something you enjoy so you definitely won’t overheat them. It only takes a few like six to get you going so they definitely have a laxative effect.

Let me start by saying I'm diabetic and have eaten keto/sugar free candy on and off for years. I have never had such interesting side effects from said sugar free candy until I tried these.These gummies have a weird oil taste to them that lingers in the mouth and makes the fingers a bit greasy. Could be mineral oil to keep them from sticking together. And they all taste like the same flavor, which I can't figure out - maybe Exxon Tutti Frutti?Me being a bit of a pig, I probably ate a few more than a serving, and after unsticking a bunch of gummi bear from my molars, went on about my business and eventually went to bed. Around 3am, I was shartled awake by abdominal cramping and incredible farts. After rolling out of bed and shuffling to the toilet, I became an unwilling participant in a colon cleanse, painting the toilet brown and making enough noises for the entire neighborhood to enjoy. I felt as though I may turn inside out. Stars burst inside my eyelids. I gripped a towel I was using to mop sweat so hard it became a diamond. I may have met Jesus. Even my cats were watching me from their positions in front of my feet with concern for my well being. Or waiting for me to die so they could eat my face.Fortunately, it was only one explosive episode that put White Castle and Taco Bell to shame, but the foul winds followed me through my work day, much to the chagrin of my coworkers. 10/10- definitely recommend these laxatives.

PROS: Taste is good. CONS: Texture is soft, not chewy like regular gummies. WARNING--if you eat more than a small amount a day you will get horrible diarrhea. I typically eat at least a big handful or two, but when I did, I ended up with my stomach gurgling and bubbling like crazy (for hours!), then pain joined in, then diarrhea like you had turned on a faucet. This lasted close to 24 hours. I thought it was food poisoning, but they had the same affect on another family member. I tried eating just 10 and nothing bad happened. OK product if you only eat 10, maybe more, but I'm not going to test how many you can eat before you get diarrhea. And no I am not going to buy these again. I also had the same reaction to sugar free gummy worms from another manufacturer. Must be something about sugar free gummies, period. I would not recommend these to anyone--stay away!