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10in x 3in Large Funny Auto Decal Bumper Sticker The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive Car Truck Boat RV (Slower)

Name: 10in x 3in Large Funny Auto Decal Bumper Sticker The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive Car Truck Boat RV (Slower)
Brand: Rogue River Tactical
SKU: 50902931
Price: 8694.00 XOF
Availability: InStock

Product ID: 50902931

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Brand
Rogue River
Color
White
Item dimensions L x W x H
10 x 1 x 3
Recommended Uses For Product
Bumper
Theme
Automobile
Special Feature
Waterproof

💧Weatherproof vinyl durability

📏10in x 3in large size

🇺🇸Made in the USA quality

Description

🚗 Drive Bold, Stay Sarcastic — Let Your Bumper Do the Talking!

ALL WEATHER READY - Durable vinyl resists rain, sun, and wear—perfect for any vehicle or surface.
BOLD BIG IMPACT - Generous 10in x 3in size ensures your message is impossible to miss.
EFFORTLESS APPLICATION - Peel-and-stick design makes installation and removal quick and damage-free.
PREMIUM USA CRAFTSMANSHIP - Proudly made in the USA with top-tier materials for lasting quality.
SARCASTIC STYLE STATEMENT - Show off your witty personality and join the exclusive club of savvy drivers.

This 10in x 3in Rogue River Tactical bumper sticker features a humorous 'The Closer You Get The Slower I Drive' quote, crafted from high-quality, weatherproof vinyl made in the USA. Designed for easy peel-and-stick application, it fits cars, trucks, boats, RVs, and more, making it the perfect gift for sarcastic drivers who want to make a bold statement on the road.

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