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product_id: 495181747
title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen)"
brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time"
price: "7083CFA"
currency: XOF
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 9
url: https://www.desertcart.sn/products/495181747-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-two-pack-shakur-red
store_origin: SN
region: Senegal
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# 2-pack with red & green cookies 100% vegan & individually wrapped 24 hilariously twisted fortunes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen)

**Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time
**Price:** 7083CFA
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Summary

> 🎉 Crack open chaos with every bite — fortune never tasted this fun!

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen) by miss fortunes better luck next time
- **How much does it cost?** 7083CFA with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
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## Best For

- miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Key Features

- • **Double the Mischief:** Two vibrant packs—red and green—bundle 24 cookies for twice the dark humor and party fun.
- • **Vegan & Clean Snacking:** 100% plant-based, allergen-conscious treats that keep your conscience as clear as your humor.
- • **The Ultimate Icebreaker:** Kickstart any gathering with edgy, conversation-sparking fortunes that guarantee laughs and memorable moments.
- • **Sinfully Sweet, Wickedly Funny:** Each cookie delivers a salty, irreverent fortune that flips traditional predictions on their head.
- • **Individually Wrapped for Freshness:** Perfectly sealed cookies ensure every bite is crisp and every fortune stays a surprise.

## Overview

Miss Fortunes Funny Fortune Cookies Two-Pack features 24 vegan, individually wrapped cookies in red and green, each containing professionally written, darkly humorous fortunes. Perfect for parties or gifts, these vanilla-flavored cookies combine classic crunch with irreverent, salty messages that entertain and provoke laughter without sugarcoating your fate.

## Description

desertcart.com: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, Red and Green Cookies, Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen) : Grocery & Gourmet Food

Review: Hilarious Gift - They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻
Review: Worth the money - They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

## Features

- IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
- A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs.
- DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together -- one with black humor in red cookies, the other with grinchy green cookies.
- 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
- INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would be kind of gross.

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| ASIN | B0BNWC2H4N |
| Age Range Description | 18+ |
| Allergen Information | Wheat |
| Best Sellers Rank | #31,810 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #7 in Fortune Cookies |
| Brand | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME |
| Color | Humanity + Unlucky |
| Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie |
| Cuisine | Chinese cuisine |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 451 Reviews |
| Diet Type | Vegan |
| Flavor | Vanilla |
| Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 5 x 9.75 inches |
| Item Firmness Description | Firm |
| Item Form | Cookie |
| Item Package Weight | 0.28 kg |
| Item Type Name | Funny Fortune Cookies |
| Item Weight | 7.8 ounces |
| Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes |
| Number of Items | 24 |
| Number of Packs | 2 |
| Number of Pieces | 24 |
| Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party |
| Package Type Name | Carton |
| Product Benefits | Provides hilarious and irreverent fortune messages for entertainment |
| Set Name | Fortunes Against Humanity + Unlucky Dozen |
| Size | 12 count (Pack of 2) |
| Specialty | Vegan |
| Unit Count | 7.8 Ounce |

## Product Details

- **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
- **Flavor:** Vanilla
- **Number of Items:** 24
- **Occasion:** Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day, Party
- **Unit Count:** 7.8 Ounce

## Images

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## Available Options

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Hilarious Gift
*by A***G on July 21, 2026*

They were absolutely hilarious & taste like a normal fortune cookie so nothing off thankfully 🙌🏻

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Worth the money
*by K***E on June 18, 2026*

They were so funny! Definitely will be buying them again. Pranked my father in law with them and I can’t wait to get someone else and they actually tasted good for being a “miss fortune”!🤣

### ⭐⭐⭐ Few minutes of laughs but too costly
*by I***K on November 3, 2025*

Generally these were a hit and brought out lots of laughs. The taste was surprisingly good! Lost one star because we had a duplicate fortune and for 12 expensive cookies there should not have been a duplicate fortune. Lost another star because the cost was too high for only 12 cookies and 11 fortunes.

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*Product available on Desertcart Senegal*
*Store origin: SN*
*Last updated: 2026-08-24*