Chewish Treat Moyle Scissor Squeaker Plush Dog Toy, 8 by 7.5-Inch, Multicolor

Oy vey, made my dog's hannukah

This Moyel (AKA Mohel) chew toy made a knock-out gift for our Passover Seder hosts, rendering them speechless and allowing them to address each of the Four Questions to the chew toy on the dog's behalf. Highly recommended when you want something a little more off-the-beaten-track relative to the mundane bottle of wine.

My dog is very smart! I figure if I let him chew on these plush squeaky scissors for long enough, eventually he'll teach himself the art of circumcision, and I can hire him out as the world's first canine mohel.