--- product_id: 435412566 title: "Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies)" brand: "miss fortunes better luck next time" price: "28159CFA" currency: XOF in_stock: true category: "Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time" url: https://www.desertcart.sn/products/435412566-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your store_origin: SN region: Senegal --- # 100% vegan & guilt-free Individually wrapped freshness 12 hilariously twisted fortunes Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) **Brand:** miss fortunes better luck next time **Price:** 28159CFA **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Summary > 🎉 Crack open a cookie, unleash the sass, and join the fun revolution! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) by miss fortunes better luck next time - **How much does it cost?** 28159CFA with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.sn](https://www.desertcart.sn/products/435412566-miss-fortunes-funny-fortune-cookies-the-sassy-dozen-let-your) ## Best For - miss fortunes better luck next time enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted miss fortunes better luck next time brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Vegan Vibes Only:** 100% plant-based cookies that align with your conscious lifestyle without compromising taste. - • **Clean & Safe for All Ages:** No dirty talk, just pure, family-friendly snark perfect for any gathering. - • **Locally Crafted with Love:** Proudly made in Indianapolis, the fortune cookie capital, supporting local artisans. - • **Freshness Sealed Individually:** Each cookie wrapped separately to guarantee crispness and shareability. - • **Sassy Surprises in Every Bite:** 12 uniquely funny fortunes crafted by pro comedy writers to keep your crew laughing. ## Overview Miss Fortunes Sassy Dozen offers 12 individually wrapped, vegan fortune cookies featuring professionally written, irreverently funny fortunes safe for all ages. Made in Indianapolis, these vanilla-flavored treats combine fresh, crisp texture with a twisted sense of humor, perfect for gifting or spicing up any occasion. ## Description desertcart.com: Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! Written by Professional Comedy Writers, Safe For All Ages (Box of 12 Individually Wrapped Cookies) : Grocery & Gourmet Food ## Features - IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. - SAFE FOR ALL AGES: All the gloomy fun of our other Miss Fortunes, but without all the dirty talk. - 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat. - INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross. - MADE IN INDIANAPOLIS: The fortune cookie capital of Central Indiana. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0B14QWW3R | | ASIN | B0B14QWW3R | | Age Range Description | All Ages | | Allergen Information | Wheat | | Best Sellers Rank | #26,181 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ( See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food ) #6 in Fortune Cookies | | Brand Name | MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME | | Color | Sassy Dozen | | Cookie Type | Fortune Cookie | | Country as Labeled | United States | | Cuisine | Chinese cuisine | | Customer Reviews | 4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars (476) | | Diet Type | Vegan | | Flavor | Vanilla | | Item Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches | | Item Firmness Description | Firm | | Item Form | Fortune Cookie | | Item Package Weight | 0.13 kg | | Item Weight | 3.9 ounces | | Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes | | Manufacturer | Miss Fortunes | | Number of Items | 12 | | Number of Pieces | 12 | | Occasion | Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day | | Package Size Name | The Sassy Dozen | | Package Type Name | Carton | | Product Benefits | Provides funny entertainment, suitable for all ages, and caters to vegan diets. | | Product Dimensions | 4.25 x 2.5 x 10 inches; 3.9 ounces | | Set Name | The Sassy Dozen | | Size | 0.33 Ounce (Pack of 12) | | Specialty | Vegan | | UPC | 658238851385 | | UPC | 658238851385 | | Unit Count | 3.9 Ounce | | Units | 3.9 Ounce | ## Product Details - **Brand:** MISS FORTUNES BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME - **Flavor:** Vanilla - **Number of Items:** 12 - **Occasion:** Birthday, Fathers Day, Graduation, Mothers Day - **Unit Count:** 3.9 Ounce ## Images ![Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Sassy Dozen, Let Your Twisted Sense of Humor Shine! 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