Quilted Northern Ultra Plush

Very soft tissue, yet strong enough not to fall apart. I'm planning to use this toilet paper from now on.

This review has taken three years to create. I personally can account for 98.42% of the pieces with the remainder tested by two puppies and many guests. The hypothesis: it’s probably a waste of money. However their marketing team engages with the users so it’s worth testing their claims. Methodology: test for daily usability, flush ability, feel, emotional response, absorption, strength, and versatility beyond marketed use case scenarios. The control is all toilet paper outside of my lab. If a toilet paper in the wild is notable, acquire same rolls for further review and analysis. Test runs till entire purchase is tested by myself, friends, family, and puppies. Results: puppies prefer this to Scott single ply for mouth feel when looking to redecorate a space. Puppies and adult dogs refuse to use it to clean themselves post potty time. Two puppies and numerous older puppies tested the product without any formal training or introduction by humans. Age of dog seems to have no impact on desirability. Human testers had relatively consistent experiences with this ultra plush toilet treasure. First time users are surprised and taken aback to the unexpected luxurious experience they had. Most ask for help underneath their sudden blissful comforting sensations. Then a sort of realization occurs, they realize nothing else will come close and they need the source of this paper. Occasionally it stirred opinions of economics and personal luxury spending and their view thereof. For the main test subject, it became the norm, and every time away from home he wished he had a roll to go with him. Conclusion: after three a three year test period I have concluded that it goes above and beyond what any mortal needs. The only possible competition may be the luxury toilet fountains that is robots and artificial intelligence to image your booty and massage it with warm liquid then summon a warm breeze to dry you. Fortunately for quilted northern, I’m not yet willing to spend tens of thousands of dollars for a booty washing artificial intelligence using robot. So until the robot uprising outlaws paper products, this will be my toilet paper, and that of my dogs. Will you succumb to the ai conspiracy? Or keep clean with ultra plush toilet paper?

Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet paper is the best there is. It’s better than any other brands, since it’s so soft and it’s also so strong.

This product is a luxury, impossibly to find in stores. But, hey, I faced breast/lymph cancer twice with surgeries/tons of doctor appointments and treatments in 2019-2021. Now, the doctors say that I have a very high chance of getting a 3rd round of cancer and they don't know where it will pop up in my body!!! Well, dah, wouldn't it be nice to have doctors who "might" want to help me locate it in advance? But, nope. For them, they just say "it could pop up anywhere and there is more than a 50/50 chance." Plus, I can't tolerate COVID/any types of shots like vaccines for flu, anything. I highly support COVID vaccines!!! So, I am a moving target, aren't I? For COVID and cancer?!? In the meantime, having a few luxuries like really nice toilet paper and other things via amazon.com is somewhat nice. No self pity here. Just crazy that 3-ply toilet paper like this should be so hard, expensive to get, huh? I highly recommend this item!!!!!

The roll is too large to fit on my wall rack.

Works perfectly for our family

This product is fantastic, but unfortunately I placed the order not noticing that this vendor, Snack and More, has over 50% of feedback with only a single star. Only 30% positive overall. It took 18 days to receive the product which evidently is business as usual for them. Wish I had paid more attention.

I get this delivered. Price comparable to others. Does the job without having to use too much.

This tissue is in a class by itself. I like the triple rolls for obvious reasons. I only buy three ply. This is softer than any tissue I have found.

This is my favourite tp 🧻. It’s strong and soft.

too expensive, not worth that much money

this is the best TP