Close your eyes for a second and imagine that you are in a city, and in that city is a forest, and in that forest a tree falls, but there is nobody around to hear it. Did you hear it? That might have been confusing, but you were being tested. Did you pass? I hope so. The answer to this test is: The tree fell and shattered into a million uniform and matching pieces. That tree fell and shattered into a million pairs of Vancouver wooden sunglasses. You see, the relationship we have with our sunglasses (yes, it is a relationship.. We had the talk) is less of a hunter and more of a gatherer relationship. On Saturday mornings while you sleep on a couch soaked in your own sweat and vomit. We are gathering sunglasses in the forest of your mind! That's right, these sunglasses were designed and built in your head and we pulled them out through your ear.. Wow. Like your Grandpa when he pulled a quarter out of your ear. That felt a little bit like an Alice in Wonderland moment, but that is just how mind bending our process really is.Your mind bendingly designed sunglasses always come with:Polarized lenses, A comfort fit design, Spring hinges and a soft protective pouch. So that is how Vancouver wooden sunglasses are made. These sunglasses are made from Black Walnut wood, or the wood of a walnut tree. Not from the walnut casings of course. Speaking of which, we don't know if you're into nuts, but walnuts are packed full of protein, I say protein, not brotein which means that when you wear these your mind will be packed full of protein from the wood, if that is even a real thing. Just buy the wood sunglasses.
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