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title: "Cinematic Titanic Presents: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"
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# Cinematic Titanic Presents: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

**Brand:** joel hodgsontrace beaulieusharp/ford
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- **What is this?** Cinematic Titanic Presents: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians by joel hodgsontrace beaulieusharp/ford
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## Description

The children of Mars are in a funk, and nothing on the red planet seems to be able to cheer them up. Martian King Kimar comes up with the only reasonable solution: kidnap Santa Claus from Earth's North Pole and bring him to their planet to make toys for their joyless, listless little green kids. Meanwhile, two Earth children get wise to the plan and are abducted along with Santa to prevent them from talking to the authorities. Luckily for them, Dropo, the Jerry Lewis of the fourth planet from the sun, is there to help them. The fiendish plot doesn't go according to plan, and there's plenty of intrigue, double-crossing, mistaken identity and stock footage for kids of all ages and planets to enjoy. Poorly conceived, sloppily made, and unfailingly bizarre, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" is the ultimate Christmas movie-riffing classic (as fans of MST3K know) which is why Cinematic Titanic chose to revisit, re-riff, and release this holiday hamfest with all new jokes. Merry Crap-mas!

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## Customer Reviews

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    'Martians' Gets The Titanic Treatment
  

*by W***. on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on July 2, 2013*

Joel Hodgson and Co. riffed Santa Conquers The Martians back in the MST3K days and it is considered one of their strongest episodes.  Even so, I was not reluctant to buy the Titanic's take on the same movie.  I have become a huge fan of Joel, Elvis, Frank, Trace, and Mary Jo in their new incarnation.  And Santa did not disappoint.  This movie is truly abysmal.  Even as children's fare it is tepid and moronic.  But the Titanic make this movie a funny and worthwhile viewing dee-lite.  Okay, the movie is still dismal ... but the laughs are plentiful with Cinematic Titanic.  I like the way this group is able to coordinate five different riffers, each one emerging with their own personality.  Most reviews tend to compare this take of Santa with the MST3K days.  I find that with each passing year, I don't even compare the two.  Cinematic is its own thing and a very good own thing at that.  Whatever this group does, I'll be waiting to buy it, unwrap it and put it in the DVD player.  Highly recommended.

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    Cinematic Titanic: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
  

*by C***I on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on November 25, 2018*

Amusing retread of an MST3K classic.  Not as good as the original but worth a sit-thru.  At a loss as to why the MST3K alumni riffed a film they already did.  I guess to milk a little more money out of the franchise.  Fun but the original is better.

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    Disappointing
  

*by S***R on Reviewed in the United States 🇺🇸 on April 4, 2013*

As a huge MST3k and RiffTrax fan I was really excited to try a Cinematic Titanic release. It was very disappointing. The MST3k version of this movie was much better. The references are very old, 70s era stuff, Watergate, Cat Stevens songs, Jamie Farr, etc. My two teenagers who both really enjoy RiffTrax both ended up giving up on it. Getting some of the obscure references is part of the fun but they seem very fixed in the 45+ viewer frame of reference.Mary Jo Pehl is awful, not that shes responsible for all her own lines, but her delivery is groan-inducing. TVs Frank is very low energy. Joel and Trace both at least seem to be trying. It seems like having 5 people is too many also.Other than a couple chuckles throughout, we found it tough to finish.

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