Loftus Gross Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy, Brown, 4 inches

This was a fun product used in my office.

like wow, i put this in peoples doors, in bars every where, just be careful, like omg great

I loved this fake turd and was so excited to use it multiple times at loved one’s homes over the holidays. Unfortunately, on its maiden prank, my husband just quietly flushed it and asked me later if I went to the bathroom in the dark. Devastating. I hope it doesn’t clog our pipes. I will order multiple now just in case. Edit to add: it did clog the pipes. We had to take the toilet apart to remove the turd. Still would recommend.

It had been a particularly stressful high season for my employees. I thought I needed to do something to make people laugh! I thought the Party Pooper Fake Poo Toy would be a perfect humorous addition to the work day. I snuck into the warehouse early in the morning and strategically placed the poo on the toilet to look exactly like the picture featured in the product description. Then I waited. Everyone was there and working except my new employee was running a few minutes late. He walked in (or should I say he ran in) eyes wide open and straight into the bathroom! He was there for at least 15 minutes!! He left the bathroom and made no mention of the Fake Poo but did seem a little embarrassed. I was confused so I snuck into the bathroom and saw that the poo was indeed still there but it had been moved. In his frantic attempt to do his own poo, I guess he picked up the poo and placed it back after he did his business. The good news was the poo was still there and it was game on for the next employee who would use the bathroom. Then I waited and waited and waited until I had to leave for the day. The next day I went into the bathroom and the Party Pooper Fake Poo was nowhere to be found. My curiosity got the best of me so I asked the employees, “Did anyone see anything strange in the bathroom yesterday?” Then Jane said, “James mentioned that someone left a log in the toilet so he flushed it.” I asked James about it and he said, “I wasn’t sure what I was flushing. I wondered if it was a door stop.” My response, “Why would you flush a door stop?” His response, “I am not reaching in and figuring out what the brown item in the toilet is!” Moral of the story. Be careful. A $5 Fake Poo Toy could potentially result in a costly plumbing issue! Lucky for us the Party Pooper Fake Poo flushed down without incident. We did have a good laugh about it!

my old man always complains about me using mum's bathroom (for any reason), so when he got home from work, I loudly announced to the whole family that I had to go poopy, put the fake turd on the seat, flushed and waited. about 30 minutes later, there was very loud shouting from mum's bathroom, he was ranting about how I needed to clean up my mess, so i walked past him, and just grabbed a fistful of plastic poopy. OHHH the look on his face....!!!! mum and I laughed for 5 minutes straight (and I was so thoroughly amused, I sounded like some olde timey cartoon witch cackling) he was not amused in the least.. but I MOST DEFINITELY WAS! cute/color: eh.... it looks like a realistic poop...so cuteness is not exactly a word I would attribute to this product. but it looks exactly as described in the listing so 10/10! smell: I mean... if you're gonna SNIFF IT, it smells faintly of plastic (kind of like when you first take a pool toy out of the packaging) 10/10! value for money: HELL... YES.... 🤣100/10! size: 🤣 a good solid log of poop! 10/10! gift value: this number differs based on if the recipient has a good sense of humor or not 😅 as a gift for my mum? 10/10! but as a gift for my old man? -100/10!

Not so real, hard plastic material and color is darker then it supposed to be, size is good kind of supposed to be, from a kids point of view fun for them but they will quickly find out.

Looked great sitting on toilet seat. Thought it was a great joke for the cleaning person. Unfortunately I guess it looked too good and he flushed it. Probably woulda worked better sitting on the floor. I'll know better for next time.

How on earth this product EVER received so many 5 star ratings is absolutely baffling! Goes to show how important it is to read the 1 & 2 stars A LOT more thoroughly, and to not have much faith in a product just because it has high ratings. Lesson learned! We received this today, and honestly, the biggest laugh of all is spending towards $6 for something that in no way even closely resembles the real thing - AND the fact that it is VERY small. (Like another reviewer said - it’s the size you’d find in a cat litter box - very small). We got this as our young grandson LOVES practical jokes, so we thought this would be such fun for him to prank his parents and friends. But after seeing it, I honestly doubt we will even give it to him as it’s embarrassing how fake looking it is. The shine is so entirely brilliant (as in blinding - not as in “great job”) that it’s hard to imagine designers actually thinking that looks real. If it were silver, you could literally use it as a mirror. I tried to catch the shine in my photos, but it’s so much worse in person. Also, we “thought” it was going to be squishy - which obviously would have added an insane amount of realism to it - but it is hard as a rock! Between the insane shine and the rock hard plastic, this thing does not even closely resemble the product photos. Six bucks isn’t like losing hundreds, but this is definitely in the top 10 of the worst six bucks I’ve ever spent. I hate to say it, but the joke was on us. 😔

I deceived many people hehehe. Good seller and perfect product. I love it too much.

Great party joke