Because I'm The DM That's Why RPG Game Master Funny Parody Black Coffee Mug (Black, 11 oz)

I bought it as a gift for my buddy. It arrived in one piece, not damaged, good packaging basically. Looks good, as shown when you buy it. Hope my friend likes the gift!

someone yells at me about anything the book says this I say that blah blah blah. I look them dead in the eye take a sip and go back to the encounter. and of course, they don't take the hint I ask another player for their action they go off about how they can use only half a spell slot to make soccer points and a level one spell slot on the same turn and I explain to him that I have it set that they are individual actions and he already got a bonus action this encounter. But Gary insists that "moving points and spells don't use turns" well guess what I count that as using a spell slot know what a spell does guess what USE A SPELL SLOT like gary USE YOUR BRAIN a used spell slot is a turn if you want to be DM start your own group

It's a mug with a funny phrase on it. What more do you want? Hasn't broken yet in the hands of a man klutz.

that's what she said... I'm sorry I had to, but for real I wish it could have more coffee in it.

The is a quality mug that looks exactly as it does in the picture.

My boyfriend loved this! Uses it daily!

Took care to ensure proper packaging for delivery. Mug is also very good at retaining heat for liquid beverages and is of good size for a coffee mug

This was an excellent gift for an friend and he loved it.